I Hate Adobe Illustrator With A Fiery Passion. I Do Not Understand It And It Does Not Understand Me. I Loathe Adobe Illustrator, Yet I Need It, For Despite Years Of Violin, Origami, And Touch-Typing, I Somehow Lack The Particular Sort Of Fine Motor Control Necessary For Freehand Drawing. Thus, My Only Hope As A Graphic Artist Rests In These Wretched Splines.

I Hate Adobe Illustrator With A Fiery Passion. I Do Not Understand It And It Does Not Understand Me. I Loathe Adobe Illustrator, Yet I Need It, For Despite Years Of Violin, Origami, And Touch-Typing, I Somehow Lack The Particular Sort Of Fine Motor Control Necessary For Freehand Drawing. Thus, My Only Hope As A Graphic Artist Rests In These Wretched Splines.

A web comic starring Beatnik-Goth Nick.

In the first panel, Beatnick-Goth Nick is wearing a black turtleneck, sunglasses, and black lipstick. He says, 'Actually, the ... uh, the title up there. Well, that pretty much covers it.' He is crudely drawn at best.

The second panel depicts an awkward silence.

In the third panel, Beatnik-Goth Nick says, 'I'm wearing sunglasses because I didn't want to draw eyes.'

This web comic meets all W3 accessibility guidelines, and is proudly Lynx-compatible.
Copyright © 2003 Nick B-W.